"Ironically"

I realize a grave problem that's been nibbling at me bit by bit unwittingly.

ME Inc.: you astound me... you've been online for the past 3 nites!
***: cause im addicted to porn
ME Inc.: haha


No, no, the problem is not about porn pervading the society. It's much, MUCH bigger than that.

The real bugger is that when I think friends are just kidding me, they really aren't. And when I think they are dead serious, they are really just fucking around with Doofus.

Am I naive? Or, am I just gullible?

Either case... URRRGH!


Anyhoos.

When in doubt, just smile. :)

And if someone can't see your smile over the phone, give a little silly laugh.