LOHAM

It's a truth we all had to accept.

A curse has befallen the group. And we had attributed it to the group name that we had embraced all these years.

SOFTees: Senile Old Folks Together.

What the fuck was that? Had we unwittingly sealed our own fate? That we would end up all old and senile together when we were all old grey-haired ladies?

So we had an EGM last night. The motion was to think of a new group name. Surprising turn-out there was.


The meeting was a success. We all voted unanimously (I think) for the new name.

LOHAMs: Lots Of Happiness And Money.

Now, that sounds much better, doesn't it?

At least, when we group together again some time later to find that all is still not well, we know who to pinpoint the blame on - the one who cleverly thought up of the new name.


I had suggested HOMies. Happy Old Mothers. At least, then we know we would live to a grand old age with a happy family with happy kids.

I suppose that wasn't well taken by all.


Lots Of Happiness And Money.

Fuck, I hope this comes true for me.