I was recounting to a buddy some, er... interesting encounters I had of late.
Buddy: Wah, I didn't know you like ang mohs one.
Me: (throwing a disgusted look) No, I don't lor. I just somehow always manage to attract them.
Buddy: Yah lah, true. Ang mohs like your pattern kind - skinny skinny, tanned, athletic, speak English kind.
Me: Yah, maybe. Maybe they are impressed Asian girl can speak so good English. Ha.
Buddy: But then, you don't look very SPG what.
Me: (putting on my best Ah Lian act) Yah lor. I don't look nor behave SPG what!
Buddy: (glancing at my chest) Yah lor. Confirmed.
Read my finger, bastard!
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