Fatmama Poem

Ah-hem. Finally someone decides to write me a true, honest poem.

咱们慧菁了不起
说到本事没人比
舞娘保安样样行
教书炒菜也第一
烟雾厌恶分不清
跳舞K歌最尽兴
醉酒驾驶她也拼
不忘朋友讲义气
好动好玩是本性
没有杰伦良伟替
没有酒精却不可以

I love this one.

You pass, dearie.


P.S.: 良伟 is the boy I eye at my haunt. Very lovable, but that's another problem I'll have to address in another post.