Complimentary

'Compliments' of the day.


1 - "Your eyebrows are so pretty. So thick."

Er... maybe, but naturally thick eyebrows grow out rather unruly after a couple of weeks. Not very nice then.

And, threading is like damn painful, lor.


2 - "You are actually a very pretty girl. But you must learn to groom yourself. I think you just... don't care. You have the potential to make heads turn, you know that?"

I was told while I was sitting cross-legged on a chair. The very same person was telling me also how I shouldn't be buttoning my already-tiny jacket the wrong way such that my already-flat chest looks even flatter.

Sigh.

Thanks for the compliment, but thanks also for reminding me I am not quite demure.

I'd like to look polished too, but I am also very comfortable in my own skin.


3 - "Are you local? Are you still students? Are you 24?"

Oh! Really???


4 - "You have the 'girls-school' look. 100%. Attitude, look and all."

"And which is... ?"

"... ..."

"Which is the 'kuai lan' attitude, is it?"

"Yah, something like that."

Thanks for the compliment, dude.

... ...

Bloody 'ell.