The other night, me and my girls were just talking about crappy jokes over - what else? - drinks.
As usual, I'm the only low-standard one that cracks up at every stupid joke.
Ha ha. Quite funny what.
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A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.
"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
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I betcha laughed too. Didn't ya?
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