Hunter

I was having a 'quickie' with Ed last night.

We were just crapping lazily when suddenly, something flashy caught his eye and stunned him for a moment.

It was the little rock on my left wedding finger.

Ed: *bewildered* Are you engaged?

Me: Yeah.

Ed: Are you really? To whom?

Me: Are you nuts??? Who the hell can I be engaged to now?

Ed: Then why are you wearing that ring?

Me: To fend off unwanted attention.

Ed: Please.

Me: Yeah. Really.

*Pause*

Me: I want to be the hunter, not the prey.

*Pause*

Ed: Hmm. I quite like that. I want to be the hunter, not the prey.

*Another pause*

Ed: But please lor. That doesn't scare off no one.

Fuck you lah.