Libra

I'm not one who reads into signs and horoscopes, but what can I say when the signs read into me... correctly?

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LIBRA
Falling in love comes naturally to Librans, whose reason for living centers upon happy and enduring relationships. A life without love is just not worth contemplating, Librans cannot function without someone special, for they long for emotional security. Problems arise when the reality does not match the ideal, and a complete inability to make a binding decision about relationships (or anything else for that matter).

The bright side
The Libran is easy-going, charming and pleasant. All relationships are important to the Libran; this sign simply cannot do without other people, and makes an excellent party host. Libra is a sign that values peace at all costs, and is very fair-minded. People like being around Librans, for in the event of a dispute they will seek a compromise. A word of caution on this compromise, though, for things may not be what they seem. Librans can, if they wish, charm the birds off the tree!

Chamrming, easy-going, romantic, diplomatic, idealistic, refined, in love with love.

The dark side
Oh, the indecisiveness is famous! Librans either sit on the fence (attempting to appear pleasing to all parties), or swing wildly from one side of the argument to the other (and not necessarily dependent on who they are talking to!). This is not the most reliable of signs, either in what they should do or in maintaining any particular viewpoint. They are often accused of being two-faced. Beneath that charming exterior it is less well-known, and stealthily concealed that they are very self-centered, and insist on getting their own way (whatever that is today).

Indecisive, resentful, frivolous, changeable, flirtatious, easiy influenced, highly susceptible to flattery.

Ailments
Eczema, skin diseases, kidney and bladder infections, diabetes, abcesses, lumbago, vein disorders.

Beneficial foods
Strawberries and plums.

You are most compatible with
Aquarius - a marvelous match
Gemini - sublime
Aries - opposites attract
Scorpio - emotionally rewarding
Taurus - very sensual

Absolutely no chance!
Capricorn - don't bet on this one
Cancer - very hard work
Virgo - discordant
Libra - indecisive, not decisive, whatever!
Sagittarius - too flighty

Your opposite sign is
Aries

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I couldn't believe my eyes when I read this.