Babe

The newfound babe kept insisting I look like some Hong Kong actress, but she just couldn't name her.

No big deal. 'Cos someone once said I looked like some Taiwanese actress and got me all excited. Till I googled and found out she's some 40-something soft porn actress.

Compliments sometimes don't actually compliment, you know.

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The newfound babe also asked what I was doing, and so I told her the truth.

"Oh! So you're nothing lah!"

Ouch. That hurt. :(


Hmph.

One day, I'll be something. Something very, very big. And very powerful. And very scary too.

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The newfound babe is still a babe. Vivacious and full of spunk.

That's why I would promise her my autograph on my poster the next time we meet.