Ikea

HS says: oi
HS says: hows the phat farm?
HS says: looks like section 13b in the IKEA catalog
ME Inc. says: i look like i stay in the showroom huh
HS says: yar
HS says: either that or you LIVE in a IKEA to save money
HS says: which is also cool
HS says: Person: 'Hey Hwee Cheng, hows the crib?'
HS says: ME: 'Oh! About 120,000 square feet, I am on the 3rd floor though'
ME Inc. says: and you know the best thing?
ME Inc. says: i get easy daily access to the awesome one dollar hotdog ... downstair only.
HS says: oh yeah, summore if you get bored of the concept, you can take ten steps and voila! new living room
ME Inc. says: hmm.
ME Inc. says: i don't want to sleep on where everyone places their butt.
HS says: but u make me sleep on your couch leh
HS says: summore u place your butt there everyday!
ME Inc. says: yeah... but that's just only MY butt... not every other tom dick or harry's!

Yeah, it'd really be quite cool if I live in an Ikea catalog.