Wardrobe Malfunctions

Have I ever told you how much I love safety-pins? Yeah, those big-headed ugly things.

I can't figure it out too. I don't have boobs that could, under any circumstance, qualify for anything bigger than "Small". And surely I do not have fat, swollen ankles. I can't explain why buttons and buckles keep popping out then.

So. I love safety-pins.

The ugly things that hold up my life.