"Klutz"

Okay, so I have two hugantic gimongous humongously gigantic bruises on my legs, both freshly acquired. One like the size of a big chicken-egg on my right knee, the other the size of a small chicken-egg on the top of my left foot (and I'm really not kidding). How the heck they got nestled there, you don't really have to know.

But what I'd like to assure you is that they do hurt like crazy-mad.

I can't even walk. Heck, I'm limping, for goodness' sake. I don't even think I can sleep in peace tonight. Owww...


I wonder if physical injuries like these justify a declaration of "day off" from my sweet family doctor...