"Private Number"

I have a newly-forged love-hate relationship with "Private Number".

There was once when it used to only bring butterflies to my tummy and make me glow.

These days, "Private Number" could come from everywhere, anywhere, yet it evades and frustrates the hell outta me. I miss it when I'm in the bathroom, out on a run, in the movie theatre, at a game. Or, even when I'm actually around when "Private Number" calls, the line goes dead the minute I pick it up.

I haven't spoken to "Private Number" for the longest time!

Who the fark is calling me?!

Urgh.

And why the hell do people like to call themselves "Private Number"?!