Morons

I read this off my polar-bear friend Porpor's blog, and I absolutely loved how he made me keel over with silly wild laughter.

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Magnitudes of disaster

In ascending order:

One moron
One moron with one opinion
One moron with many opinions
Many morons with many opinions
Many morons with one opinion

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I love smart people.

Porpor makes the cut, no doubt.


Porpor, your mama is so darned lucky to have a son like you. Especially one that will outlive her anytime.


Just so I have to explain, I am NOT being delusional.

Porpor really is a Polar Bear, and he is my friend. With no mouth but two small black beads for eyes and a smarty brain to boot, that's somewhat the best kind of friend you can ever ask for.