i-AmSam?

What if, today, I said I would like to get me an English name? Some silly English name, just like every other person, that no one will ever have the excuse of not remembering again?

I'm pretty sure 'Fatmama' will do the trick. But no way?

"You cannot do girly names. You need something more tomboy." The chicks said. Basket.

So, Wendy's out. (But I'd really like to be Wendy... so my Peter Pan will come flying to me one day.)

Well... maybe, Jude. (Because I am what... hahaha.)

My chicks finally settled on Samantha - yes, on my behalf.

"Mmm... we can imagine ourselves calling you 'Sam' for short. Sam! Sam! Sam!"

Er... why am I not convinced?