"Dear Landlady... I need to let you know that both the front legs of the couch have somehow broken off... As I'm speaking now, the couch is semi-collapsed..."
"Dear Tenant... I am very sorry about the broken legs of the couch (although I find it quite hilarious. Have you been putting on weight?)... Hope you are not hurt..."
Fuck the stupid broken couch!!
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It suffered a bad case of Humping - itis!!!
Damn. Got caught.
Smart ass...
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